What else is in the teaches of Ss

Philly/Washington DC

2006-08-15T23:35:00.000-07:00

So I went to DC and Philly to visit Lynn. We fought, we had fun, and then we fought. Here are the remnants of a good vacation.

She came on to me first, I swear!

Capital hill

Lynn shoving something up her crotch.

The original.

at the museums in DC

Drunk in the cab!

You know me and random men.

Drunk, Drunk, Drunk!

This is Geno's. As you can imagine there were many people that looked like they should've been on "growing up gotti" Here you can order a shirt that says "i'm so american I order in english."

93 year old turtle.

Lynn demonstrating her anger at me after I accidently threw a putty paddle at her face. It was an accident. i swear. Love you Lynny.

Ugly shoes galore:)

big asss frog!

Breast Enhancement!

Lynn, Terrified, hiding from the frogs.

My new awesome friend Henrietta!

Fun with giant game pieces!

L.O. L.O L.O. V. E.

Fun With dominos!

They have really nice paintings.

Me and Lynn on our first bus ride.

Philly has so many random broken buttons.

Ben's boring me with the constitution. But that's not what I have on my mind.

Baby put that down and come to bed.

OMG Philly has a fucking LGBT center. Two mutha fucking floors, Christ!

I love this. The constitution is NOT for homo's. We the (insert straight) people!

They have a fucking front desk!!!!

The fucking Assitant Director's office.

The Goddamn Library!

Superheroes and superhomos unite

2006-08-15T21:23:00.000-07:00

The Awesome Decorations.

The comic book wall

The Sentinel!

The mantel

The awesome table equipped with spiderman and superman placemats.

Pin the spidey on the spidey!

The hallway equipped with batman streamers, comic book wall and things of that nature.

Awww look at the mexicans

This one refuses to look at me.

And when she does, she sticks up a finger. Typical mexican.

Tim and Steph!

I don't know what's goin on.

Ken with the new doo

sara and armando

Here's lookin at you kid!

damn wolverin gots some long hair.

Wolverine will fuck you up.

Wolverine starts Stabbin!

Wolverine will stab robert.

BFF's

Awww my superhero party bored her to sleep.

Zoolander or Robert?

The Drunks!

Happy.....Mad

Comic book wall.

Zoolander part 2

My awesome cake!

My loves! Wenday I will have your babies.

Armando I will have your babies.

OMG spidey showed up to the party!!! He's transgendered by the way.

Hannah Marie Clemons 06/09/2006

2006-07-07T14:53:00.000-07:00

Soooooo Cuuuuuuuutttttteeeeee!!!!!! This is my new niece you guys!!!

So Hannah was born a lil bit premature, but she's doing great. She just made 4 pounds and she is almost breathing on her own!. She's really amazing.

This is how big she is now! she's about four weeks now.

This is how small she started off as!

Her incubator. poor thang:(

Isn't this amazing!

2006-07-07T14:19:00.000-07:00

Aeon is playful and Hazel is hateful

Angry

We have a new addition for a lil while. it's Ann's dog we are doggysittin till she is better from her c-section

A face off

Apparently the sink is her bed!

She likes to eat hair

Day of silence

2006-05-19T06:52:00.000-07:00

Maria aka tombstone

cuz skateboarding but he ain't bad he ain't nothing. one time i skateboarded to congress and killed an intern(south park reference, sorry)

Me and Mena at the table being quiet, well kinda.

Me and the cuz

New Fucking Yawkkkkkkk!!!!

2006-04-25T11:36:00.000-07:00

So I went to New York and reunited with Priya, Caroline, Jenna, and Kimmy. Of course there was toooo much fun to be had and you know we had it. Thursday was a gallery thing and dinner at a soul food restaurant. Friday was coney Island or shall I say Club Coney, hiphop music everywhere. Don't forget to bump your ass off everyone! Saturday was times square, grand central station, chinatown and rain allll mo fo day! booo. They nights were funner than the days. Lots of drunken/----times tooo fucking fun.

nice big, good strawberries.

Classic Jenna!

I'll have you know this is a money house blessing air freshner exclusive made with 9% genuine Indian Fruit. OK!

It is Legitimo!

This doesn't need words! hahahhaha

Auntie Mammies

she's too hood for you!

Mother and Daughter.

Mama jenna says 2 crossword puzzles a day keeps the Alzheimers away!

Quite possibly the best part of the trip. Warning don't look if you are faint of heart. The Spook-a-rama was spook a riffic as you can tell by the name. Too much fun to be had. You go around this track that makes a lot of noise and all kind of things pop out at u, it's scaaary.

Apparently Coney Island is also known for it's club scene. This is Club Thunderbolt with DJ Thunderbolt. In the other park there was some R and B goin on at Club bumper cars.

Look it's DJ thunderbolt now, he also operates the rides, what a guy that guy. Amazing Talent.

Fishy Fishy. I think it is a proper name because this makes no sense. There is Miss Kitty in the window and some chimpanzee that said to be alive or something like that. i just don't get it.

Jenna's true identity was revealed. Jenna Jamison Cler! She's a porn star.

Please note the signs in the back. Count your change as in the people who are handling your money can not and 2. the power surge is out of order. Well isn't that ironic. Don't you think, just a little too ironic and yeah i really do think.

I have to think about some things. I really do.

Coney Island has the oldest roller coaster in the world (or something like that) and you could tell because the wood was falling off the damn thing!
Me and Pri on the beach.

Only in New York can you find a hip hop puppet.

Look everyone Marmaduke. WOOF!

They decided to paint a picture of a dead boy (he wasn't really dead, he just looked like he was, which is good enough)

Kimmy was trying to wake the baby!

So this was at the MET(look it up) and there are like psychotic angel babies killing animals. pretty sick.

Before the shenannigans!
Jenna just felt like touching her..................................hair!

OH jennasauras/jeenasauras/jennurs! hahahhaha

you know the deal! Krammit!

The queen!

I swear i didn't give her the liquor! Krammit!

of course the night ended with me on the floor. It just had too. Krammit!

Priya Sen Masquerading as a posh new yorker.

Collar poppin DYKES! Don't fuck wit us we'll kill ya!

Funny Face Time

haha i look like i'm drooling.

This was in Time Square. It is one of the thirty worst things that ever happened to music

This painting was in Carolines living room. It scared me to sleep everynight.

look at Pri's face she's so silly!

I don't know what i'm doin!

I totally forgot what was wrong with her tongue. Or maybe she is confused on what exactly it is coming out of her mouth!

OMG i look like something out of the spook-a-rama! A zombie

Damn Hot!!!!

just hot!!!

The One Upper!!!

At the lezzie club, we're a pretty goodlooking group. Ay!

Everyone has to wear the hat.

Look, Caroline just didn't want to wear the fucking hat, alright Pri, Christ! But she's a good sport.

Look it's Pri's crotch map. She is pointing to Staten Island and her other leg is Manhatten. I hear that sadly not many people go to Staten Island and that it's boring. awwwww.

Forties night part 4

2006-04-15T19:20:00.000-07:00

This 40's night was nuts as usual. I think i put on several performances and I broke my knees. I'm too old.

This is actually how the night ended.

They got caught so they act like a nice family.

aren't then in dissarray.

Gangstaz!!!

I just don't know!

I guess they are gettin that dirt off the shoulder.

Wendy likes food i guess.

Such a performer, that Wendy.

Wanksta cause i ain't got nothing.

One time when Wendy and I were at a party, Wendy kept throwing herself at the door everytime I went to leave. It was so funny she recreated it for me. Hilarious. "No sara don't go" and then on the floor she goes. fucking funny man.

Oh Wendy, get off the floor i aint goin nowhere. hahhaha.

My version of pole dancing I suppose.

Look at Wendy.haha. Duh, me a statue. hahahha

hot party

I just don't know!

Robert is nasty, feelin up christina like that.

Cute couple

Drunk

Drunk again

What a weird way to talk.

Too Sexy!

I locked Freddy in the bathroom

But the bastard got out!

I noticed that at this homosexual party, there's a lotta boy girl action. Well hell I don't discriminate.

Luis

Chirstina

This is how the night started.

This is sick!(reference to a janet song)

2006-04-13T11:10:00.000-07:00

She passed out so we took this opportunity to take funny pics. ha ha ha!

Robert was probably laughin at, I don't know what was funny.

Awwww he's cutsy!

and they are disgusting :)

A surprise for Haruno

2006-03-07T23:23:00.000-08:00

We had a lil surprise party for runo.
awww she's bashful!
Now she explains how she didn't know about it.
I called Robert and told him to send out the "COSG email" that was his clue to light the cake. She didn't get it.

Damn that was a good cake. 7 bucks at the wal-mart eh.

Got a lil vodka.
pictures of people taking pictures.

She's still talkin about how she didn't know. I even stopped her in the hallway and stalled her and she didn't know.

Then we went to the boltini.
and look who we spotted. the infamous Robert Rosales.
Oh no pictures!
stop taking the goddamn pictures!!!
No I'll sue you.
Ha I got a shot.
OH now he's posin and shit. uh huh

Fred's bored!
and Victor's hysterical.

There was a reason for this set of pics but hell i can't remember.
yummy!

Look who it is.

2006-02-07T11:33:00.000-08:00

Kitty is back.
Here is big kitty!

Kitty jumped in the washer with my clothes.
Kitty crawled under a hat and went to sleep.
Kitty continuously drank out of this fountain that was not designed for a kitty to drink out of.

Kitty likes bubble wrap.

A drunken poem.

2005-12-08T10:50:00.000-08:00

And now a drunken poem. Spoken by Robert and Sara as transcribed by Mr. Derek.

Ahem......

I am not white,
I am not black,
I am none of the above,
And if you come up in my face,
I will come at you with love!

Thanksgiving break.

2005-12-07T10:13:00.000-08:00

Thanksgiving break was fun.... went to da spin a bunch of times for no reason.
My sexy boys.

We are hot. Yeah I straightened my hair.
That sexy chest!That Fred found irresistable apparently!
I always have my mouth open, I don't know why.

There the mouth again.
Not in the club guys.

Fred would not let me kiss him, but finally he decided it was best for him.

Awww it's my play brother Fritz and his wife, they are gonna have a baby like any minute now.
Thanksgivin dinner.
I was pretty drunk.

oh, oh look who it is. the Mittle kitties are back.
A cat in a box.

OMG they are cuddling. awwwwwwwwww jesus.
me and amy. Awww I miss you amy.
awww my baby fell asleep on me. and yes i'm aware that it looks like spiderman is grabbing my breast.

She's licking my nose.

OMG that kitty is stretching.

Derek is shocked by the filth that I am showing.
Hot boyz

California Dreamin (cont)

2005-12-06T12:49:00.000-08:00

I will take time out now to post some of the funny quotes that came out of this trip. K here goes.
"This is not a decision that I make because I'm a lesbian and I'm feeling High" -Mary Henry.
Someone I won't say who though, looked very sad, and I said "awww u look like ur about to cry." Turns out he was. Sorry mon.

Oh ok, in the airport there was this little gay man that was dressed kind of extravogent and KD looks down at him and says "oh how cute." Like he was a puppy or something. I nearly died.

"Striving Slutoris" -Me

And who could forget the ever famous "I do not even know where to put MY(as in Joey) penis in YOUR (as in Clemon's) vagina." Joey (just sick).

and the ever clever "I'll f u so hard you wouldn't know what happened, I'm a lesbian." -Joe, again.

"Do you ever just look at Bill and go WHOOAAAAAAAA" -Haruno

and of course we ended the trip with the toothless woman screaming at the poor man just leaning on the fence "UGH YOU AN UGLY SHIT." which at that point sent me and KD hysterical and screamin in the streets.

What a fucking awesome trip.

KD who licked all the boarding passes and things in his bag because of the nyquil. "you ain't been to my hood" me, "what hood is that."

Castro street is a cool gayborhood. Some lingo i picked up.

Maria a lil distrought.

Patrick a lil happy.

Gangsta!

OH what more can i say about the ass and thong. she just say there like nothing was happening.

i call this Silhouette.

California Dreamin

2005-11-30T14:32:00.000-08:00

So here we are in the beautiful California. Sorry this post is so late but my comp sucks donkey balls. But anyway I love Cali, we stayed in Oakland and there was this lil pier right by our hotel which anyone who knows me knows how much i love bodies of water. So this was really cool.

I have no idea what these things are, but they intrigued me so.

Look at the mountains and the sailboat. Frickin sweet.

Just me nothin special.
Ah the drunken life. Do not be fooled I was scolded for buying liquor so don't you worry.
Haruno, Maria, Joey and Ryan are a lil drunk.

Hotel room. So many fun things happened this night. So many absolutely brillant quotes also emerged from this night. I'll put those up later.

At the Down Low thing. Where I met my boyfriends that I talked to on the train later that night whilst drunk.

Joey is havin some issues im afraid (as usual).
Maria and me with a lil bit of Joey. We're happy to be there.
Ok I was walkin back to the hotel one night and just happen to notice this headless, armless, mannequin that was by a dumpster for a police station. I call her kinda dead. Look at Haruno and her shifty eyes.
Maria is demonstrating for us something, what I dont know, but something.

Mr. McKay as cute as can be reading the paper.

On the blue line.
Hey Haruno!!!!!!

So this guy in the background kept staring all stupid at Patrick and Haruno. He was smiling and just looked like a great big ole dork, so I had to take a pic of him of course.
I tried to take another but he got wise and began nervously looking around. hahahaha funny.

The KD
I dunno.
Rasta mon yeah.

40's night part Deux!!!

2005-11-06T21:12:00.000-08:00

My favorite part of this pic is that my hands seem to emerge from nowhere to help do whatever the fuck we are doing.

I think I may be violating Fred.

Haruno and Eric laugh about it.

Then they hug.

When I fell into the coffee table I got a scar about this big on my back.

Who the hell took this blurry ass pic on my 7.2 mp cam? wtf!
Haruno watches me struggle to get up for several hours.
Oh she's still watchin folks!

I think they tryna keep me down.

Victor passes out and E goes to help him.
So I make my escape and finally that fool finally helps me.

I just don't know.

Everytime Vic dances with me he fucking falls back and then i go with him.

God, I just don't know.

I think I just might be a lil drunk.

hahaha poor Eric, just duck and cover.
hahahaha awwwww i think we raped him.

That purse stayed on him the whole night and it looks damn good on him.

40's night part Deux!!!

2005-11-06T19:24:00.000-08:00

And let the games begin
Christina is enjoying herself.

Awwww friends are fun.

no no Christina too sexy.

Yeah, what's up.
Why do I look crazed.I think we were watching the show about the people eating babies.

There are like 2000 pics of us with our tongues out.

Salsa

popcorn

I don't know.

Awww don't be depressed Fred. I just might sleep with you, don't give up.

Once again I don't know.

Yeah Haruno pretty much spent the whole time cowering in the corner whilst merely being molested.

Oh Luis.

Too funny.

haha, I guess eric had to go.
Again in the corner.

Oh Luis.

miss cleo got da drunks, den got da crazies

2005-10-31T16:25:00.000-08:00

So Halloween party was cool. Armando and I got kind of crazy, but we blamed it on the time change. The costumes this year were kind of lame, but here they are nonetheless.

A pirate and a sexy nurse.

I don't know what the girl in the middle is.

Miss Cleo and the Sexy nurse

A pirate and a hippie.

A Doctor

A Fool. that isn't his costume. it's just him. i forgot his name.

Miss Cleo the psychic advisor. "Call meh now for ya free readin."
A Bartendin kitty.

A sexy kitty.

Spidey won 2nd place in the costume contest cause he paid alot for his, whereas I came in third because of my originality.The 80's have come back. He's sprayin his hair.

Tammy the samurai, with the tae kwon do suit on annointing whatever his name is.

Oh lil Jon and Marylin Monroe

This is where I do my readins!!! Got my Elvis Tarot cards.

another lil kitty. A rare picture.

I hope you all appreciate how hard I worked to put these up cause my comp sucks.

If they were any cuter I'd be dead

2005-10-31T13:24:00.000-08:00

So I know I took a gabillion pics of them, but they are just so fucking cute.

2 mittle kitties

2005-10-28T18:06:00.000-07:00

So my sister called me whilst i was on my way home and was all "there is a guest staying in ur room," and i'm all "what, ok, do i know them," and she's all "no" and i'm all "ok." So I open the door and there are two mittle kitties wide asleep. So here are the two million gabillion pics i took of them, cause everything they do is so cute that I have to document it.

They sleep on eachother(stop that victor they are brother and sister.)
Awwwwwww
I know this is a another naked pic of me, but it just so happens that I was changing my shirt and i put the other one down and he layed on it. I picked him up and he just stretched out on me and I thought it was soooo cute.
Awwww. sleeping.
So I'm playing with this guy and he just falls asleep mid play. I think these babies have narcolepsy.he's laying on me asleep. awwwwwwww
He's biting my foot and although these babies are small and their teeth are small that shit hurts.

This is our orginal cat Hazel and needless to say she is very upset right now. Poor baby. I still don't know how she managed to get her big self in that shoe box.
Awwwwww.
Awwwwwwwwwwww.
They lick my hand and get it nice and clean so they can bitch and claw my hand off.

They fight like cats and cats.
They will rumble wherever. Here they are in their bed i picked them up and put them on me and they started rumbling there.

awwwwww.
awwwwww.
It's so cool to watch them run around and get into everything that they possibly can get into, then they get scared.

Ok so the sister is fucking adventurous as hell and her little brother there is always trying to go where she goes. He just doesn't always make it, poor fella.
Their crazed.

So fucking cute.

Me, I'm drunk!

2005-10-28T17:50:00.000-07:00

It starts off innocent...
then it's two beers at a time...
then it's sipping a vodka shot and chasing it with beer...
Then it's over!

When we get da drunks, we get da crazies mon!"

2005-10-28T16:51:00.000-07:00

So we had a surprise party for victor. But before the party Vic had a little too much to drink. First he kicked a martini glass into the television, then threw water all over the electronics. The boy was straight outta control. Talk about gettin da crazies. Then he asked me to lay naked with him. hahhahaha I love that guy.

Us and our tongues.
Karina and Armando are two of the most beautiful people alive.
christina and XimeNa:).
I don't know what this pic is, but apparently people find Fred funny.
This is so funny to me because Fred looks like an old grandfather to me for some reason.
Awww B-day Surprise.
Tooooo Sexxyyy!!! No No.
We all had our little beer huggies that matched our personalities.
He's so drunk.
I don't know.
The Pinata had no candy in it......
So Rob decided to take the candy he bought for himself and throw it all over the floor. then he had to sweep it up. hahaha.
Da Drunks....
Da Crazies!
Fucking good ass cake man.
Da Crazies again!
haha I put cake all over his face.
You know how me and D get down. that's my baby's daddy.
We'll cut you.

Fred Phelps this is your life! or fun on a see saw

2005-10-28T14:00:00.000-07:00

Judy Shepard was supposed to speak at SIU and Fred Phelps was supposed to protest. But the Phelps did not show up, but alas his inbred fools were there to destroy the gay world.Erika and Maria the mexicans :). Love you two.

We put on the Capenters "We've only just begun" and blasted it out the car. So Maria danced with her g/f.

We went into the bathroom and there was a stall with a shower curtain. So Maria decided to put up the flag to her face and stand behind the shower curtain and thought it to be hilarious.
Awwwww.
Victor and I are taking pics of eachother.
The cops are in on it.
Maria got interviewed
Jesus came out to help the gay folk.
There were cheerleaders
and then i'm all like "fuck dat shit yo!" "this is my united states of whateva!"
"Love one another" -Jesus. ahahha
Sane!
Insane! They had a little boy holding up a sign saying "thank god for dead soldiers." they hate soldiers cause they defend a country that allows homosexuals to roam free. Erika the super gay.

Now it's time for some see saw fun. In this corner we have Vic and Maria.
In that corner we have Meryl and Eric. (That looks so wrong)

I realized my fly was open.
Awwww.

Look D I finally got to see the big fucking pointless cross.

We got a great big convoy rocking through the night.

This is the big fucking cross at night.

This is Eric driving at night.

thus ending our 6 hour road trip to see crazy insane people.

Derek's shining moment

2005-10-22T16:04:00.000-07:00

It started off ok. It really did
This is possibly the greatest mockumentary ever. It's called Jackies Back and everyone must watch it.
I honestly don't know.

Colors of Pride 1st annual/monthly 40's night aka don't do drugs!

2005-10-02T16:22:00.000-07:00

So being the true minorities that we are (just kidding) we decided that we have a monthly 40 night and of course much hilarity ensues. First off I would like to write out the notes that myself and several others took. Well let me set the scene, so initially I took out some paper and pen to write down ideas for a Halloween costume(but I usually do write down things during drunken outings, but that was not the intent this time). So someone said Bumblebee then some other genius said skullberries then Rob became uncontrollable and started screaming about the gummi bears. And now here are the notes verbatim.

Skullberries, that's what the gummi bears eat, the ones that live in the trees, they drank the skeezyjuice.
Rob said " some sort of berry friend or derivative (hahaha) the one with the berry."
The Rob said "Strawberries and Rasberries you know how they are friends" and at this point we were all dying of laughter.

Then I was reading back what I wrote and Rob said "You fucking journalist, why don't you take my fucking career, you're so good at it. again dying.

Then Rob was screaming about the "goddamn bears" and then he had an epiphany that the "bears could bounce" and he started demonstrating.

Ok at this point Vic shows Rob a pic of himself Robert points at it and says "NO, that's the devil"
Once again I meet with the floor in a laughing fit.

Patrick's quote was "I need to leave" I wrote next to that (8 times a day) I don't know why.

Ok there were other things written but they are not important. The next thing is Victor he was feeding the rabbit and accidently hurt it, I don't know I didn't see it, but then he says to me "Sara, Sara I murdered the rabbit" and the funny part is out of no where after screaming about the rabbit he switches to "I killed the turtle in Kindergarten, I'm a criminal, I'm going to purgatory." Not hell, not heaven, but purgatory. Rob referred to the bunny as "a giant walrus." That is it for this weekend notes tune in next weekend for some more random sayings.

I went back to my apartment to get my camera and I had a can of beer in a bag, well, needless to say it was funny.

Luis and I

Victor and I
The King and I. Actually it's just Eric and I.

Freddy fell asleep early cause he is the king of all losers.

This is why you should never do drugs.

Once again never do drugs kids.

My Beyonce pose.

I like my 40.
I really do.

I think Johnny is a bit suspicious.I don't know what it is with Fred and his damn tongue always out. I think Pat might have something to say, I'm not sure though.

We are all very fond of our 40's.

Robert the comic genius.
Me with my notes for the night. As you can see I am very serious about my drunk/_ _ _ _ notetaking.
I think Fred was meditating here.
So Vic decided that it would be a good idea to call his family whilst he was a bit out of sorts.
Again I don't know.
At some point everyone was on the floor in hysterics.
They are sexy I have to say.

Once again Ladies and Gentlemen, Rob the comic genius.The Gummi Bears in the trees I tell ya.

I think Rob was a little perturbed here.

I love how all this madness is happening around Luis and he's just chillin in every pic.

Steph, Johnny, and Fred the roomates.There he(Luis) is again with his laid back attitude. Well I won't stand for it.

Finally he joins in and gets hysterical.It's fucking black and white "Nuff Said."

Da Fred Mon.
And I think we're done.

Colors of Pride at the Multicultural fair.

2005-10-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

So Colors Of Pride had a little booth at the multicultural fair. People kept taking our condoms. I find it funny that people talk about gay people being all about sex although straight people are the ones that were taking our condoms. Interesting.
Vic, Fred, and Luis discuss.

I told Courtney to act natural, so he gets on the phone immediately and I pick up a book. That is not natural for me to pick up a book.

Regular Courtney.
Then Activist Courtney.

Sexual Health Courtney(he's holding a basket of condoms)

Proud of his activism Courtney(He had nothing to do with any of that stuff in his hands, haha).

So I was trying to get a shot of everyone in the elevator, but I could only get terrified Eric.

Meanwhile outside Eat the Left Leo was preaching about how he hates minorities. He said that if black people wanted to be rich they could be. I love that guy. His website is called I Killed Che Guevara. It was funny cause these girls came up to us and was like "that guy outside is messing with your people" and I was like what. So I was about to run over there, but they told me that it was Leo and that he was talking shit to about affirmative action, so I was like well he's dead already no point for me to go out there. What a fool.

Court's B-day continued mon

2005-10-01T15:35:00.000-07:00

I don't know why Randall and I are always about to kiss.

HAHAHAHA! A picture truly does say 1000 words.

Courtney's Birthday mon

2005-09-21T19:50:00.000-07:00

At last, years in the making, I have finally got the pics up from Courts B'day. It is difficult cause my comp sucks. But anyway the weekend of Court's party was out of control. It was the birth of the non-stop Jamaican accent. Poor mild-mannor Derek was exposed to gay beatings, gay rapes, and gay molestations. D was molested by a number of individuals. Robert got a beat down(more like a scratch down) at c-street. And of course I never knew where I was or what was happening as the photographs will describe. Half of these pics I don't remember even taking. See Kam this is why I take so many pics.

We start off fine as usual.

Just happy go lucky Robert little did he know that he would "bleed his own blood" the next day.

I believe I was drunk in the closet.
See this is why da gays are not allowed in the military.
Now for those of you who don't know Armando you also don't know that he's a certified drunk out of his mind molestor. People always come up to me and are like "oh my god armando is making out with so and so" and my reaction is always so what. I'd be concerned if he wasn't.

Robert and I have our pants undone for some strange reason.

Da Kameron mon is humpin da floor. He's nasty.

Truly a work of art.

What is all this crazy nonsense.

Shantae and Laurence like to talk shit about people.
Armando's got some stories to tell.

This is the funniest pic of vic. He looks like he's 2 years old. Awww it's so cute

Fred needs to stick that long tongue back in his mouth.

So Derek decides that he is going to cheers me in the face. But I did not text anyone saying help! help! me hurt! me drunk!" hahahah that is still so fucking funny.

I think Paul is a bad influence on Kam.

Stilletos, Pumps, In da club. Yeah!

Paul is obviously exhasted.

Court looks a little scared in the background.

Just nasty.
Courtney likes boobies.

I think D's face says it all.

He feels like sangin!

I think at this point I was entertaining or maybe Paul was.

I have no idea why there are like 200 shots of Armando and I on the floor, but they are funny.

Lindsay and Lucy come back

2005-09-15T11:16:00.000-07:00

Lyndsay Higgins-Cordts and Lucy Cordts-Higgins made their triumphant return to Champaign-Urbana and surprised Derek and the Coffeehouse. And Kam is excited about it.

I think we were discussing how much we missed Linz and LucI was talkin to the lindsays seein where they were and D had no idea he was gonna get some houseguests.I think Courtney likes me.So the girls showed up and were in good spirits.Lucy and her faces.Derek uses his pointing skills to tell his stories. And then lucy points back.So the girls also decided to decorate thier van. Lindsay went a little crazy with it.

So the night ended with Lindsay demonstrating to us some toilet that gives you an enema. I don't know what that means.

after work

2005-09-12T13:10:00.000-07:00

This was the first week of school where everday was one drunken night after another. It tuckered poor little Freddy out.

His name is CKMW AKA DA BITCHI'm not sure what I call this.

What a whore!

Freddy is stealing bread.

This is what I like to call work.

2005-09-05T18:54:00.000-07:00

As the grad assistant for the LGBT office there is much fun to be had. First you gotta dig me in my work shirt. Yeahya. I know it's hot. So this is me working at the Coffeehouse and then the gay bar-b-que which was really nice and now there is a facebook group talkin about I wondered into a gay bar-b-que cause I wanted free food, but I didn't know. Well you fucker get a goddamn life and buy your own goddamn food bitch.
Awww what a pretty smile!

Then we all sit and chat for a bit etc.
Court and Khrystian are serving the customers

I just can't help myself when Randall comes around. I get all hot and bothered.

I know he looks scared, but trust me he loves it.
If he didn't then he wouldn't kiss me, see. No I did not make him damnit.
This is my husband he is so cute. I know D there was much disgustingness where we were.

Uh oh ya'll it's gay basketball making it's triumphant return. Here is our spokesgayperson Victor doing his best basketball pose.

He's so gay!!! But I loves him.
So that's all the work photos for now should be soon coming up.

before da mambo's

2005-09-05T18:30:00.000-07:00

This was actually a while ago while I went to Chicago for my very short break. Courtney and I were in hysterics cause Ken had to explain to his mama why his grandma caught him downloading porn. hhahahaha. it was tre funny. I know his mama heard us laughin. Then we went to Mambo's and nearly sweat to death.

Who's the sexiest?
I think I'll go with us all. We are very sexy.
Now the diva's got to do their dances.Beyonce and Michelle.

Courtney is a talent scout.

Lindsay and Lucy go bye bye:(

2005-08-09T16:38:00.000-07:00

*My apologies for misspelling D's name in previous posts.*
Derek knows the facts.

Wafflemaker courtesy of yours truly.
Don't ask, Don't tell!

Jenna gives the phrase "Grandma wheres the REmote" some meaning in her grandma shirt.Dereks' got his little camping chair.
Lucy tried it and down she went.
oh she's back up folks. whew!

That hat.Some damn good frozen yogurt.
Friendly Jenna.
Evil Jenna. I tell ya i would not want to be caught in a dark alley with this side of Jenna.
Git-R-Done D. Just Git-R-Done
I will try to Git-R-Done.
I tried to take a picture of Jenna and flames arose. It's the true place Jenna belongs. Poor Jenna her fate has been decided by my camera.

Group Picture #1
Group Picture #2

Leering eyes.Finally we have a cat in a bag instead of a hat.

A day with the Clemons sisters

2005-08-09T16:12:00.000-07:00

This fool thinks she's Alicia Keys. But clearly is not.
Her garbage can car.

There is a piece of cheeto somewhere in there.

My sister has set world records for talking on the the phone.
You would be exhausted to after a lifetime of nonstop talking on the phone. Travelling all over the country not seeing anything cause your on the phone.

Antoinette says that every girl needs a big pair of glasses.

Apparently this is a different pair.

This was before we even started.
The first glimpse of the new wimpie.

You got too many peanuts up in your business!

2005-08-05T14:06:00.000-07:00

Derrick, Lindsay, and Lucy take me to the damn crazy peanut bar.

So of course I have to throw them.
It's the attack of the dorks!!!
You can't see him, but George Clinton was behind us.RE RU RE RU! hahahahha

D's fillin up on the peanuts man.Damn those peanuts. Darn them to hec.
Derrick has had enough.

Hey Lucy what are ya doing there. Your just gotta look at us. Ok well you have fun with that.
Ah the dorks have returned! Lucy's a lil rabbit. A lil rabbit.
There they are mocking me.Since D can't eat the peanuts anymore he has decided to use them as makeshift fingernails.
The dorks have returned and are hitting us with all they got. Ahhhhhhh. Star Wars! Dungeons and Dragons, Sci fi. Call me know for ya free readin!

You know who the baby's daddy is Lindsay.

Ahhhhhhhhh! there is a corpse hand on Derrick's shoulder.Lucy would you happen to have 5 dollars?

Awwwww look at the lesbians.
Sporting the pinky.
My sister saw this and said "aww my little drunk" that I am.

Pondering about dorkdom.

Finally The S has come back to the blog

2005-08-01T16:33:00.000-07:00

I am finally fucking free. No mas clases por dos semanas. YAAAAY. So it's time to do some bloggin. First I have a special treat. Jenna this is what you were wating for it is the Big JC's Ass. After Jenna saw this picture she declared "at least my ass looks good here." So there you have it the wait is over.
Next we have random items on top of Jenna's fireplace that make no sense and have perplexed me everytime I have gone over. From left to right we have a candle, some type of detergent fish or monster, a can that says what I don't know, and a damn gnome riding a frog, than of course no mantle would be complete without a nutcracker. WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON JC. come on help me out.
So Jason decided to pose with the detergent loch ness monster.Jenna's makin some easy mac of course.

Tara was hilarious. Her quotes of the night were as follows: "I suck at life," "I should be struck mute," and my absolute favorite as well as the highlight of the night "I'm about as useful as tits on a nun." hahahhaha Tara was awesome I had lots of fun with her.

At some point in the night Tara was laughing and then snorted and then Jason reenacted the face she made afterward. Hi lar ious I tells ya.

Caroline is as I like to call it "engaged" in deep conversation that is.I don't know what they were talking about but I walked in with my forty. That was a fun night at the mobil gas station where all the drunks were buying forty's. haha oh well.

2005-07-10T16:08:00.000-07:00

Fourth of July weekend up in Chicago was sooo much fun. First we hit up Navy Pier. Kameron is obsessed with taking camera phone pictures of the sky.Ok so I was just wondering why people were throwing coins into this makeshift pond. It was just a place for the little spurts of water to go and people threw money into it. So Paul took the quarter out of it to teach them a lesson.Our hot pics with the fake background. Only it's not a fake background it is real.Kam is at it again.What a beautiful city!We had to take our sexy pictures.Uh oh someone got caught by the PO licePaul thought I was taking a pic of him only I was getting a shot of that fool in the back. What the hell is that on his head.Here are the fireworks we watched from the car while stuck in traffic.
Courtney wasn't laughin when we were in traffic.
Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me. I said, back then they didn't want me now i'm hot they all on me. So Paul and I were walking along holding hands at the black pride thing then this woman starts yelling "you know you wrong for that, let that girl go and get some of these women out here." And what does Paul do he lets me go, what a bad boyfriend.
There the twins go seeking out their next prey. Paul does not approve.
That's Ben and he will cut a bitch.
Fagutis Erectuses!

2005-07-10T14:31:00.000-07:00

So the evening always begins like this when me and Armando get together. Isn't he dashing.
Looking good and feeling gorgeous (my tribute to RuPaul) Armando and I like to pose with our heads up to hide our double chins.First we agree that we should go out. Uh huh, mmm hmmm.

Then sheer chaos and confusion erupts.

And of course we always have our regular ignorant person of the night. This time around it was this chick who everytime we sat down would say "honey you've got to move now." Please fool. You move. So of course we just had to get a photo with her.
Then we go home and open our legs. hahhaha.

We get hungry from our drunkeness and eat numerous amounts of cheetos with hot sauce on them.And then the next day we wake up not knowing what happened and then we look at the drunken photos we took and wonder what has become of our lives.

The end.

2005-07-10T13:57:00.000-07:00

This is my Duet post. Much like Ray Charles I too am a genius that loves company(That was a reference to Ray Charles posthumous release Genius loves company).My long time pal Christina.
Kuntal or course

My spanish partner.

awww paulie poo poo.

2005-07-07T23:47:00.000-07:00

So as it goes here is a typical night at boltini. A lovely establishment if I may add. Here we do a couple of prom shots. Don't ask.So we take a few prom shots, but not before we do our mannequin poses.

I have to get ready for mine. It is not that easy.
No I have never seen a mannequin with that facial expression, but I think there should be more like that.
But anyway, then we end the night with lynn in hysterics.

Than she goes into hyperactive phase. And there you have it. It's all about the drunken fun.

2005-07-07T23:35:00.000-07:00

So we went out for D-rick a rocks b-day. So D got some really great gifts such as an amos n andy dvd. wonderful. and then we talk about a certain person's cat who was named tar baby. Nice racist friends I got. I know JC, LH, and LC you didn't know. You didn't know. Ya cracka ass crackas. Luckily for me D-rick's got some sense. He wanted nothing to do amos n andy dvd(for those of you who don't know Amos-n-Andy used to do a comedy act in which they dressed up in black face). Anyway, he also got a great movie in which some walkie talkies started a big mystery. Oh man. So as you can see some great gifts can be bought at the dollar store as well as deals. HAHAHAHAHa I love these people.

D's ready to go with his git-r-done cap that he wears to Effingham and fits right in and his wild things garden whatever you call those. You stick them in your garden you do.
Apparently there's a little shark behind Lucy. This was Lucy's serious picture too. aww.
everyone had to get a photo with the foxy lady lighter.
No Derek too sexy. Too sexy. oh my my my.

2005-07-04T23:06:00.000-07:00

and remember IUD SIS stay in school cause it's the best. Like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches. Something to ponder for the night.

2005-07-04T22:11:00.000-07:00

Ok so my computer and camera finally get along so now everyone are you ready for this. Pictures that have been taken from my 7 count them 7.2 megap's fools. yes so i'm not sure where to start cause I's got lots to post. So I just be a little random for now.

Hey Pra remember this fool
That damn fool waiter at Nookies that decided to attack Priya.

I think she heard fighting words.

Kuntal, Kuntal aka Kendal.

That's amy the thong right there. haha just kiddin. I calls her that cause her last name rhymes with thong.Look at my boys doing a little salsa. They are quite good.

I'll post more exciting things later. Hopefully.