Philly/Washington DC

So I went to DC and Philly to visit Lynn. We fought, we had fun, and then we fought. Here are the remnants of a good vacation.

She came on to me first, I swear!

Capital hill

Lynn shoving something up her crotch.

The original.

at the museums in DC


Drunk in the cab!





You know me and random men.

Drunk, Drunk, Drunk!



This is Geno's. As you can imagine there were many people that looked like they should've been on "growing up gotti" Here you can order a shirt that says "i'm so american I order in english."

93 year old turtle.

Lynn demonstrating her anger at me after I accidently threw a putty paddle at her face. It was an accident. i swear. Love you Lynny.

Ugly shoes galore:)

big asss frog!

Breast Enhancement!

Lynn, Terrified, hiding from the frogs.





My new awesome friend Henrietta!



Fun with giant game pieces!



L.O. L.O L.O. V. E.

Fun With dominos!








They have really nice paintings.

Me and Lynn on our first bus ride.


Philly has so many random broken buttons.

Ben's boring me with the constitution. But that's not what I have on my mind.

Baby put that down and come to bed.

OMG Philly has a fucking LGBT center. Two mutha fucking floors, Christ!

I love this. The constitution is NOT for homo's. We the (insert straight) people!

They have a fucking front desk!!!!

The fucking Assitant Director's office.




The Goddamn Library!