A drunken poem.

And now a drunken poem. Spoken by Robert and Sara as transcribed by Mr. Derek.

Ahem......

I am not white,
I am not black,
I am none of the above,
And if you come up in my face,
I will come at you with love!

Thanksgiving break.

Thanksgiving break was fun.... went to da spin a bunch of times for no reason.
My sexy boys.

We are hot. Yeah I straightened my hair.
That sexy chest!That Fred found irresistable apparently!
I always have my mouth open, I don't know why.

There the mouth again.
Not in the club guys.

Fred would not let me kiss him, but finally he decided it was best for him.

Awww it's my play brother Fritz and his wife, they are gonna have a baby like any minute now.
Thanksgivin dinner.
I was pretty drunk.

oh, oh look who it is. the Mittle kitties are back.
A cat in a box.

OMG they are cuddling. awwwwwwwwww jesus.
me and amy. Awww I miss you amy.
awww my baby fell asleep on me. and yes i'm aware that it looks like spiderman is grabbing my breast.

She's licking my nose.

OMG that kitty is stretching.




Derek is shocked by the filth that I am showing.
Hot boyz

California Dreamin (cont)

I will take time out now to post some of the funny quotes that came out of this trip. K here goes.
"This is not a decision that I make because I'm a lesbian and I'm feeling High" -Mary Henry.
Someone I won't say who though, looked very sad, and I said "awww u look like ur about to cry." Turns out he was. Sorry mon.

Oh ok, in the airport there was this little gay man that was dressed kind of extravogent and KD looks down at him and says "oh how cute." Like he was a puppy or something. I nearly died.

"Striving Slutoris" -Me

And who could forget the ever famous "I do not even know where to put MY(as in Joey) penis in YOUR (as in Clemon's) vagina." Joey (just sick).

and the ever clever "I'll f u so hard you wouldn't know what happened, I'm a lesbian." -Joe, again.

"Do you ever just look at Bill and go WHOOAAAAAAAA" -Haruno

and of course we ended the trip with the toothless woman screaming at the poor man just leaning on the fence "UGH YOU AN UGLY SHIT." which at that point sent me and KD hysterical and screamin in the streets.



What a fucking awesome trip.




KD who licked all the boarding passes and things in his bag because of the nyquil. "you ain't been to my hood" me, "what hood is that."

Castro street is a cool gayborhood. Some lingo i picked up.


Maria a lil distrought.



Patrick a lil happy.

Gangsta!


OH what more can i say about the ass and thong. she just say there like nothing was happening.

i call this Silhouette.