California Dreamin

So here we are in the beautiful California. Sorry this post is so late but my comp sucks donkey balls. But anyway I love Cali, we stayed in Oakland and there was this lil pier right by our hotel which anyone who knows me knows how much i love bodies of water. So this was really cool.

I have no idea what these things are, but they intrigued me so.


Look at the mountains and the sailboat. Frickin sweet.

Just me nothin special.
Ah the drunken life. Do not be fooled I was scolded for buying liquor so don't you worry.
Haruno, Maria, Joey and Ryan are a lil drunk.


Hotel room. So many fun things happened this night. So many absolutely brillant quotes also emerged from this night. I'll put those up later.




At the Down Low thing. Where I met my boyfriends that I talked to on the train later that night whilst drunk.

Joey is havin some issues im afraid (as usual).
Maria and me with a lil bit of Joey. We're happy to be there.
Ok I was walkin back to the hotel one night and just happen to notice this headless, armless, mannequin that was by a dumpster for a police station. I call her kinda dead. Look at Haruno and her shifty eyes.
Maria is demonstrating for us something, what I dont know, but something.



Mr. McKay as cute as can be reading the paper.

On the blue line.
Hey Haruno!!!!!!

So this guy in the background kept staring all stupid at Patrick and Haruno. He was smiling and just looked like a great big ole dork, so I had to take a pic of him of course.
I tried to take another but he got wise and began nervously looking around. hahahaha funny.

The KD
I dunno.
Rasta mon yeah.

40's night part Deux!!!

My favorite part of this pic is that my hands seem to emerge from nowhere to help do whatever the fuck we are doing.

I think I may be violating Fred.

Haruno and Eric laugh about it.




Then they hug.


When I fell into the coffee table I got a scar about this big on my back.



Who the hell took this blurry ass pic on my 7.2 mp cam? wtf!
Haruno watches me struggle to get up for several hours.
Oh she's still watchin folks!

I think they tryna keep me down.


Victor passes out and E goes to help him.
So I make my escape and finally that fool finally helps me.

I just don't know.








Everytime Vic dances with me he fucking falls back and then i go with him.


God, I just don't know.

I think I just might be a lil drunk.






hahaha poor Eric, just duck and cover.
hahahaha awwwww i think we raped him.




That purse stayed on him the whole night and it looks damn good on him.

40's night part Deux!!!

And let the games begin
Christina is enjoying herself.

Awwww friends are fun.

no no Christina too sexy.

Yeah, what's up.
Why do I look crazed.I think we were watching the show about the people eating babies.

There are like 2000 pics of us with our tongues out.





Salsa


popcorn

I don't know.





Awww don't be depressed Fred. I just might sleep with you, don't give up.


Once again I don't know.



Yeah Haruno pretty much spent the whole time cowering in the corner whilst merely being molested.









































Oh Luis.

Too funny.



haha, I guess eric had to go.
Again in the corner.




Oh Luis.