Courtney's Birthday mon

At last, years in the making, I have finally got the pics up from Courts B'day. It is difficult cause my comp sucks. But anyway the weekend of Court's party was out of control. It was the birth of the non-stop Jamaican accent. Poor mild-mannor Derek was exposed to gay beatings, gay rapes, and gay molestations. D was molested by a number of individuals. Robert got a beat down(more like a scratch down) at c-street. And of course I never knew where I was or what was happening as the photographs will describe. Half of these pics I don't remember even taking. See Kam this is why I take so many pics.


We start off fine as usual.



Just happy go lucky Robert little did he know that he would "bleed his own blood" the next day.

I believe I was drunk in the closet.
See this is why da gays are not allowed in the military.
Now for those of you who don't know Armando you also don't know that he's a certified drunk out of his mind molestor. People always come up to me and are like "oh my god armando is making out with so and so" and my reaction is always so what. I'd be concerned if he wasn't.

Robert and I have our pants undone for some strange reason.



Da Kameron mon is humpin da floor. He's nasty.

Truly a work of art.




What is all this crazy nonsense.

Shantae and Laurence like to talk shit about people.
Armando's got some stories to tell.

This is the funniest pic of vic. He looks like he's 2 years old. Awww it's so cute

Fred needs to stick that long tongue back in his mouth.

So Derek decides that he is going to cheers me in the face. But I did not text anyone saying help! help! me hurt! me drunk!" hahahah that is still so fucking funny.

I think Paul is a bad influence on Kam.



Stilletos, Pumps, In da club. Yeah!

Paul is obviously exhasted.


Court looks a little scared in the background.



Just nasty.
Courtney likes boobies.

I think D's face says it all.

He feels like sangin!

I think at this point I was entertaining or maybe Paul was.

I have no idea why there are like 200 shots of Armando and I on the floor, but they are funny.

Lindsay and Lucy come back

Lyndsay Higgins-Cordts and Lucy Cordts-Higgins made their triumphant return to Champaign-Urbana and surprised Derek and the Coffeehouse. And Kam is excited about it.

I think we were discussing how much we missed Linz and LucI was talkin to the lindsays seein where they were and D had no idea he was gonna get some houseguests.I think Courtney likes me.So the girls showed up and were in good spirits.Lucy and her faces.Derek uses his pointing skills to tell his stories. And then lucy points back.So the girls also decided to decorate thier van. Lindsay went a little crazy with it.

So the night ended with Lindsay demonstrating to us some toilet that gives you an enema. I don't know what that means.